So I decided to remodel my kids bathroom and this is what was keeping my bathroom drain from leaking. Fucking duct tape and 14 cans of Great Foam. I should find this mother fucker and punch him in the mouth. And that’s only the beginning.
Even though I do remember being dog assed tired, evidently I also felt that kissy faces were completely appropriate in Iraq in 2003. #throwbackthursday #dontjudgeme (Taken with Instagram)
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night, and he watches us all with the eye of the tiger. (Taken with Instagram)
Sometimes honesty is the worst policy. (Taken with Instagram)
Modified smoker making deliciousness happen. Feast your eyes gentle-people. If you don’t know how to do this, I feel sorry for your mother. (Taken with Instagram)
#photoadayJuly #chair I’ve been pretty fucking busy so you’ll just have to make do with intermittent photos a day July. (Taken with Instagram)
Goddammit, somebody talk to me. This kik shit is boring when you don’t know anybody on it. (Taken with Instagram)
I had to see what this KIK stuff was all about. I think I’ll like it. (Taken with Instagram)
Things I Say While Driving
- Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
- Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
- Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
- Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
- Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
- Me: Lolol your car's a piece of shit.
- Me: If I miss that green light because of you...
- Me: You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
- Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
- Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
- Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
- Me: Nope, roof rack.
Source: d4untless
The “I” in team.
Mind Blown!! Lol
That’s great!
Aha!
Source: speshuled
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